Archive for the ‘Dog Facts’ Category

posted by Stacy on Jan 13

Dogs Versus Wives – Who’s Nicer?

Here’s a great comparison between dogs and wives, you will have to judge who’s the winner.

This came to me in an email today and I just had to share, you can share it with your friends too by clicking on the share this button below.

jack-russel-terrier


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

whippet

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

sheepdog

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

boxer

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

rotwheiler


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

german-shepard

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

bulldog-cluelty

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

black-lab

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

poodle

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??

lab

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

puppy

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

pip-bull

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

border-collie

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

collie


14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

If you still can’t decide then try this:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s happier to see you…..

Thanks for doing your part and keeping animals safe, it’s cold outside so make sure your dogs are all inside, safe and warm!

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