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posted by Stacy on Jan 13

Dogs Versus Wives – Who’s Nicer?

Here’s a great comparison between dogs and wives, you will have to judge who’s the winner.

This came to me in an email today and I just had to share, you can share it with your friends too by clicking on the share this button below.


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog’s parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.


13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

If you still can’t decide then try this:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s happier to see you…..

Thanks for doing your part and keeping animals safe, it’s cold outside so make sure your dogs are all inside, safe and warm!

27 Comments to “Dogs Versus Wives – Who’s Nicer?”

  1. the three dog blogger Says:

    Nice fun post.
    I certainly know who would be the maddest if I locked Mrs. three dog blogger and one of the Dogs in the trunk!

  2. Shadow, Molly, Troo Says:

    Uhhh dats cuz woofies are not as independent as us kittys. Yoo won’t find us going willingly in a metal machine, dats fer sure!

  3. Fisher Says:

    How funny – or how sad? One thing for sure, it is true. As I am a cat, I will think on this. Not sure who would win. We may tie in the “getting even” category. Love the post!

  4. Arie Wijaya Says:

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  5. Potty Training Puppies Says:

    What a wonderful post. We all need a good laugh every now and again. Made me laugh. I also loved all of the pictures of the dogs. Some great looking dogs.

  6. the three dog blogger Says:

    Just to let you know, I added your great site to my blogroll.

    Al the best.

  7. JW Says:

    What an amusing post! Great pictures too.

  8. Bret Says:

    Hahahaha! The post is really funny. Great comparison between wives and dogs. It would make one think of getting a dog instead of a wife. LOL! Great pics of dogs by the way.

  9. shelly wagar Says:

    This is so funny yet so true

  10. Teresa Oliveira Says:

    Found your site very interesting, full of informative articles, added to my favourites.

  11. Madeleine Pickens Says:

    Can you help us stop the mass murder and imprisonment of 33,000 wild horses and burros! The Wild Horse Foundation has a plan that offers a solution, but we need your help! Please stop this trail of carnage and public waste by contacting Ken Salazar at the Bureau of Land Management at the link below:

  12. Eric love animals Says:

    This is one really good and fun post. Some one has really used a lot of brain here.
    I wonder how women will react to this but I find it quite true(lol) and funny.

  13. Barbie Says:

    Thats a funny post…. I love my Labrador, he is 10 now and still so good in shape…I hope he will stay still for a long time with me.

  14. Sarah Says:

    Haha, as a wife, I can’t help but to agree that dogs are man’s best friends.

  15. Types of Lizards Says:

    so true so true, except that there are a few things that wives can provide unfortunately so we have to put up with them.

  16. Tiadora Anderson Says:

    very cute. Thanks.

  17. husky training Says:

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  18. Laser John Says:

    This is super cute!! I am a HUGE dog lover!! Thanks so much for sharing! I will def have to pass this on to my soon to be wife:)

  19. Cara Wilson Says:

    That’s hilarious! :))

  20. Wendy Says:

    OMG i need to be prepared to my BF dog Tricy….lol
    Maybe she is my greatest rival to my BF…
    I need to keep my eye on her…lol

  21. Angela Says:

    Love this! I think most men would still rather have a woman in their life given the choice….MOST… not all. 😉

  22. girl you dont know Says:

    hello everyone what these people are doing for these animals is really nice i think we should try to help them out the best we could no matter how hard you got it these animals got it harder so let help them out .

  23. Matthew Says:

    Haha..this was great! Thank you so much for sharing this! I think my wife will get a kick out of it 😀

  24. Dangerous Dogs Says:

    Made me laugh. Showed it to my girlfriend too. She laughed, but then mysteriously found me several things to do around the house… :)

  25. dog fence pro Says:

    Thats just way to funny, I do not have a wife but makes sense to me.

  26. Peter Says:

    Avery amusing post Stacy. I have seen the same thing with beer. I will guarantee your four legged companion will be happy to see you when you open the car trunk.

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