posted by Stacy on Jan 13
Dogs Versus Wives – Who’s Nicer?
Here’s a great comparison between dogs and wives, you will have to judge who’s the winner.
This came to me in an email today and I just had to share, you can share it with your friends too by clicking on the share this button below.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
If you still can’t decide then try this:
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s happier to see you…..
Thanks for doing your part and keeping animals safe, it’s cold outside so make sure your dogs are all inside, safe and warm!
January 14th, 2009 at 6:08 am
Nice fun post.
I certainly know who would be the maddest if I locked Mrs. three dog blogger and one of the Dogs in the trunk!
January 15th, 2009 at 6:07 am
Uhhh dats cuz woofies are not as independent as us kittys. Yoo won’t find us going willingly in a metal machine, dats fer sure!
January 20th, 2009 at 3:00 am
How funny – or how sad? One thing for sure, it is true. As I am a cat, I will think on this. Not sure who would win. We may tie in the “getting even” category. Love the post!
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January 22nd, 2009 at 11:44 am
What a wonderful post. We all need a good laugh every now and again. Made me laugh. I also loved all of the pictures of the dogs. Some great looking dogs.
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January 29th, 2009 at 11:45 am
What an amusing post! Great pictures too.
February 27th, 2009 at 7:03 am
Hahahaha! The post is really funny. Great comparison between wives and dogs. It would make one think of getting a dog instead of a wife. LOL! Great pics of dogs by the way.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
This is so funny yet so true
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May 11th, 2009 at 6:19 am
LOL!!!
This is one really good and fun post. Some one has really used a lot of brain here.
I wonder how women will react to this but I find it quite true(lol) and funny.
May 17th, 2009 at 2:30 am
Thats a funny post…. I love my Labrador, he is 10 now and still so good in shape…I hope he will stay still for a long time with me.
May 26th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Haha, as a wife, I can’t help but to agree that dogs are man’s best friends.
May 26th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
so true so true, except that there are a few things that wives can provide unfortunately so we have to put up with them.
June 28th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
very cute. Thanks.
October 19th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
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October 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am
This is super cute!! I am a HUGE dog lover!! Thanks so much for sharing! I will def have to pass this on to my soon to be wife:)
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:13 am
That’s hilarious!
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January 21st, 2010 at 9:10 pm
OMG i need to be prepared to my BF dog Tricy….lol
Maybe she is my greatest rival to my BF…
I need to keep my eye on her…lol
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Love this! I think most men would still rather have a woman in their life given the choice….MOST… not all.
March 29th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
hello everyone what these people are doing for these animals is really nice i think we should try to help them out the best we could no matter how hard you got it these animals got it harder so let help them out .
April 6th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Haha..this was great! Thank you so much for sharing this! I think my wife will get a kick out of it
April 19th, 2010 at 6:22 am
Made me laugh. Showed it to my girlfriend too. She laughed, but then mysteriously found me several things to do around the house…
July 18th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Thats just way to funny, I do not have a wife but makes sense to me.
December 12th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Avery amusing post Stacy. I have seen the same thing with beer. I will guarantee your four legged companion will be happy to see you when you open the car trunk.