posted by Stacy on Jan 14
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”
12. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Cattle Dog: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
14. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
“How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
WHY GOD MADE PETS
They help out around the house…
They protect our children…
They look out for the smaller ones…
They show us how to relax…
They “converse” with each other.
They help you when you’re down…
They are great at decorating for the Holidays.
They have “great” expectations.
They are Patriotic.
They are happy to “test” the water.
They know who’s “BOSS”.
AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW………….
NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!
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Thanks
Stacy
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January 14th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
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January 15th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
This was a pleasure to look at. I’m even stuck between many to pick as my favorite!
Thanks for sharing this haha!
January 16th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Lmao! What an adorable post!
January 19th, 2008 at 5:33 am
Wow…Really all of them are cute pics. I luv all.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Just too cute. Loved them all, wish I could teach my dogs to change light bulbs, washing up, vacuuming, cooking…….you know! so I could put my feet up for a change, haha!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 7:12 am
This is the best email anyone has ever sent to me. I’ve saved it in my email so I can continue passing on to friends and family. I have a GSD, and the bit about checking the perimeter is exact! What a great piece! Thanks.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:52 am
this was so cute i copied it and posted it on myspace for my friends to see !!!
October 5th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
it was sooooo cute soooo funny and sooooo unique! I LOVE IT!!!!!
October 25th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I enjoyed sending this on to so many
November 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
This is so cool
December 18th, 2008 at 9:07 am
I really enjoyed looking at those awsome pic’s.
animals have a great sense of humor…..that’s what we all need
December 20th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Not only is the German Shepherd bit exact, but imagine my surprise to scroll down and see MY OWN DOG! I took that photo a few years ago, all I can think is it was lifted from a website I have taken down since. I was shocked and flattered and laughing all at once.