stop animal cruelty

posted by Stacy on Jan 14

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Help Golden Retrievers

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Help Border Collies

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Help Dachshunds

3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Help Rottweilers

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

Help Boxers

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Help Labador Retrievers

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

Help German Shepherds

7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Help Jack Russell Terriers

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Help Old English Sheep Dogs

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

Help Cocker Spaniels

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Help Chihuahuas

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”

Help Greyhounds

12. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Cattle Dog

13. Australian Cattle Dog: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Help Poodles

14. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Help Cats And Kittens

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

“How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

WHY GOD MADE PETS

Stop Animal Cruelty ASPCA PETA

They help out around the house…

Protect All Animals

They protect our children…

They look out for the smaller ones…

Do Your Part To Help The Animals

They show us how to relax…

Stop Puppy Mills

They “converse” with each other.

Give Animals A Helping Hand

They help you when you’re down…

Help Pet Rescue Shelters

They are great at decorating for the Holidays.

Stop Dog FightingThey have “great” expectations.

War On Animal Cruelty

They are Patriotic.

Donate For Pets

They are happy to “test” the water.

Animals Need Help

They know who’s “BOSS”.

Stop Fur Fashion

AND – They know when we need a good LAUGH!

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????

Help Peta

It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW………….

Help The ASPCA

What Can I Do To Prevent Animal Abuse

What Can I Do To Prevent Animal Cruelty

NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!

To learn ways you can help stop animal cruelty and help pets worldwide please visit AnimalsNeedHelp.com

Thanks

Stacy

33 Comments to “How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?”

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  2. blogengage Says:

    This was a pleasure to look at. I’m even stuck between many to pick as my favorite!

    Thanks for sharing this haha!

  3. Jessi Says:

    Lmao! What an adorable post!

  4. Kadir Says:

    Wow…Really all of them are cute pics. I luv all.

  5. Miss Meow Says:

    Just too cute. Loved them all, wish I could teach my dogs to change light bulbs, washing up, vacuuming, cooking…….you know! so I could put my feet up for a change, haha!!!

  6. Barbi Says:

    This is the best email anyone has ever sent to me. I’ve saved it in my email so I can continue passing on to friends and family. I have a GSD, and the bit about checking the perimeter is exact! What a great piece! Thanks.

  7. lauren Says:

    this was so cute i copied it and posted it on myspace for my friends to see !!!

  8. Hannah Says:

    it was sooooo cute soooo funny and sooooo unique! I LOVE IT!!!!! :-)

  9. Lynn Says:

    I enjoyed sending this on to so many

  10. alejandra Says:

    This is so cool

  11. Haylee Says:

    I really enjoyed looking at those awsome pic’s.
    animals have a great sense of humor…..that’s what we all need

  12. Gee Says:

    Not only is the German Shepherd bit exact, but imagine my surprise to scroll down and see MY OWN DOG! I took that photo a few years ago, all I can think is it was lifted from a website I have taken down since. I was shocked and flattered and laughing all at once.

  13. Liddie Says:

    Wow! these pics are AWESOME!!! The last picture is soooo cute!! The pattriotic picture is HA-LA-RI-OUS!!! It’s horrible how some people miss treat their dogs!Something definitely has to be done!
    These pics are GREAT!!! love them <3<3

  14. Bart, Yorkie Lover Says:

    Cats do have staff. My sister’s cat use to use me and my pillow all the time.

    Gee, thats really your dog! thats so funny… I have pictures on my blog I got in some email too. Little Yorkies with a dress and a suite & tie. Very cute.

    People are fun. Maybe i’ll have that same experience in a year or two.

  15. cassidy Says:

    thats awsome i love this website and i hate puppy MILLS

  16. maria Says:

    my dog is very intelligence and the other one smiles when she saw somebody

  17. pets dogs Says:

    great picture and make my family smile and laugh … personally i love the golden retriever … thanks

  18. dogs pets Says:

    i love the last picture .. he looks like my dog, sasa … :-) beautiful picture … great blog

  19. Jessie Says:

    insanly cute. luv all animals , especially catz

  20. Emily Says:

    Those animals are SO cute!!!

  21. Dog Pictures Says:

    Sooooo adorable!!!!!

  22. bethany Says:

    kma! what adorable pets they are

  23. Samantha Says:

    So cute and loveable

  24. Paul Corcoran Says:

    Cool Dog Blog!!
    Loved the Pug squaring up!!

  25. raj koushik Says:

    Sooo Cute And Very Niceeeeeee

  26. Glorden Says:

    Cute! lol the smiles!

  27. BADEN RING Says:

    i love your website it realy dose make my smile!!

  28. Adriana Says:

    wow……i heart german sheperds though! and cats are soooooooo much better than dogs! its not even an opinion, its just a fact!!!!! lolz :)

  29. Bailey Says:

    awesomest pcs ive ever seen

  30. Nathan Says:

    That is friggin awesome :)))

    I love dogs, and the occasional cat too.

    Kudos to the person who posted this, i really did need a reminder to smile today.

    Definitely passing this one on, thankyou Stacy :)

  31. Patsy Says:

    I enjoyed those pet pictures very much ,so cute and funny. Thankful for the pets to love.

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